Knife Mint

Are rampaging girl scout gangs a problem where you live? I have been shaken down a number of times and?
threatened at knife point to buy cookies. What can be done to stop this menace? I have a garage full of thin mints and snicker doodles.
I’m a recovering Girl Scout Leader (seriously, lol) of the local gang here and I tell ya, the ONLY way to stop them is to hire the Cookie Monster! They are afraid of him because he eats all the cookies and they don’t earn a thing! The number is 1-800-GO-MONSTER!!
Cutting a Mint In Half With a Butcher Knife